Wednesday, August 5, 2015

Trend Setter

Two young guys in tie dye T-shirts in the crosswalk on Cottage. One says to the other: "She just might be a trend setter."

Friday, July 31, 2015

Vacation

"Why would they give me a parking ticket? Can't they see I'm on vacation?"

Monday, July 13, 2015

She's a Real Firecracker!

Three people strolling along the rocks at Seawall Picnic Area. One guy says: "I was talking to C--- the other day and he told me his girlfriend lit a firecracker and blew a hole in her hand. I mentioned that L---'s not brilliant, didn't I?"

Only the Very Best Lobster Will Do

Guy ordering lobster for the first time ever says to the waitress at the Seafood Ketch in Bass Harbor yesterday: "I want the one with the longest antennas."

Monday, July 6, 2015

A Much Better View

While standing atop Cadillac Mountain looking down on Bar Harbor, one person in the group says to the others...

Wait

For

It...


"This is a much better view than from Cadillac Mountain."

Friday, March 20, 2015

Cryogenics, Maine Style

Waitress, chatting with local at the counter: "At his age, he's afraid of dying, you know. He doesn't believe in the afterlife, so he's going with cryogenics."

Customer: "Cryogenics? I'm already there. I'm freezing!"

Monday, December 15, 2014

A Million Dollar Idea

"That's a million dollar idea you got right there. That's a...that's a Pet Rock."