Friday, October 21, 2011

Did You Blink?


My son and daughter-in-law and their two kids were staying with us in Southwest Harbor near the Claremont. The mother said she had never seen downtown Southwest Harbor. My son drove his family through the village at her request. The kids got into an argument, and the mother turned around to the backseat to stop the quarreling.  When she looked up a few seconds later, she asked our son when they were going to get to downtown SWH. The answer was "You just went through it."

Submitted by MWD

Cruise Ship Courtesy


We're out kayaking on a recent Sunday in Frenchman Bay.

Sister-in-law from CT: "Is the tide still going out?"

Me: "No, I think it's coming in now.  See that cruise ship?  It's
pointing the other way"

She: "Oh.  They turn it around so you'll know when the tide
changes?"

Submitted by Jim B.

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Just Following the Law, Sir

I don't think the tourist couple walking by saw me sitting in my vehicle in the Little Notch Bakery parking lot when the man said to the woman, "I think Bar Harbor must have the highest Subaru per capita rate in the country."

Hey! I just got this. I used to drive something else. But, it's the law ... ;)