Tuesday, June 12, 2012

That's some allergic reaction you got there

Two guys talking on the town pier, one of whom was explaining that he'd stopped drinking. Here are a few overheard snippets:

"It's not like every time I drank I got in trouble, but every time I got in trouble I'd been drinking."

"Since I stopped drinking there's not a lot of reason to come down here anymore. It's a lot of bars ... and overpriced clothing."

And, finally, this exchange:

"I just tell people I'm allergic to alcohol."

Friend: "You're allergic?"

"Yeah. Every time I drink alcohol, I break out in handcuffs."

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