Monday, December 15, 2014

A Million Dollar Idea

"That's a million dollar idea you got right there. That's a...that's a Pet Rock."

Tuesday, June 24, 2014

Plunging to Your Death

Man to companions, as they settle themselves on blocks of granite at the Cadillac Mountain summit: "It's great that you can sit on this wall and not worry about plunging to your death!"

Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Sincerely Yours

Along the Shore Path...

He: "I was sincere when I said it."
She: "Yeah, right. With beer on your breath?"

Saturday, January 11, 2014

Let's Do Lunch

Overheard at the deli counter at Hannaford's:

"I'd like a half pound of Hormel ham."

"Sure. How would you like that sliced?"

"No fingers."